Dumb    dog,    why are you fol-low-ing me?______
I ain't__got a crumb    dog,   How a-bout let - tin' me be?
I ain't____gon-na feed    you,    Ain't got a scrap__for you.
Need     you?   Don't give me a rap____for you.
Dumb    dog_____dumb-er than they come     dog._____
You're the most pre - sum - in' dog that a hu-man could know.

Fi - fi, That ain't a name__for this mutt.
So how__a-bout Cham - pion?
Cham - pion you're an - y - thing but.

We could _call him Ti - ger,  But there's no bite__ in him,
Ti - ger!  Kit-tens would fright - en him.
Ro - ver!____when you think it o - ver,___
Ro - ver is the per - fect name for this dumb___look-in' dog.

Dumb    dog,    why are you fol-low-ing me?______
I ain't__got a crumb    dog,   How a-bout let - tin' me be?
I ain't____gon-na feed    you,    Ain't got a scrap__for you.
Need     you?   Don't give me a rap____for you.
Dumb    dog_____dumb-er than they come     dog._____
You're the most pre - sum - in' dog that a hu-man could know.

San - dy, San-dy's his name__if you please.
If you__don't be-lieve     me  ask an-y-one of the fleas
Re-sid - ing on San - dy, 

True he ain't ped - i - greed, San - dy, there ain't no bet - ter breed.
And   he_____real - ly comes in han - dy,_____
'Spec-ially when you're all    a      lone in the night__
and you're Small and  ter-ri-bly fright - ened it's
San - dy, San-dy who'll al - ways be there!________