I know a dit-ty   nut-ty as a fruit cake,
goof-y  as  a  goon and sil-ly  as  a loon.
Some call it pret-ty,  oth-ers call it cra-zy,
but they all sing this tune: 

Mair-zy doats and do-zy doats and lid-dle lam-zy div-ey,
a  kid-dle-y  div-ey too, wouldn't   you? Yes!
Mair-zy doats and do-zy doats and  lid-dle lam-zy div-ey,
a kid-dle-y  div-ey too, would-n't   you?

If the words sound queer, and fun-ny to your ear,
a  lit-tle bit  jum-bled and jiv-ey, Sing
"Mares eat oats and does eat oats and  
lit-tle lambs eat i-vy."

Oh! Mair-zy doats and do-zy doats and lid-dle lam-zy div-ey,
a kid-dle-y div-ey too, would-n't you?___
A kid-dle-y div-ey too, would-n't you?