Verse 1
I just saw a man-i-ac, man-i-ac, man-i-ac,
Wild,____ and tear-ing his hair,____
Jump-ing like a jump-in' jack,jump-in jack, jump-in' jack, 
Child, I had to be there,____
Laughed so loud I thought that I would cave in,
When I heard that, sil-ly, daf-fy-dil-ly rav-in':

CHORUS
Five foot two, eyes of blue,
But oh! what those five foot could do,
Has an-y-bod-y seen  my  girl?

Turned up nose, turned down hose,
Flap-per yes sir! one of those,
Has an-y-bod-y seen  my  girl?

Now if you run in-to a five foot two, 
Cov-ered with fur,___
Dia-mond rings and all those things,
Bet-cha' life_ it is-n't her,

But could she love_ could she woo?
Could she_ could she, could she coo?
has an-y-bod-y seen   my  girl?

Verse 2
Love made him a lun_a_tic, lun_a_tic, lun_a_tic, Gee!
He hol-lored and cried,____Like a mon-key on a stick,
on a stick, on a stick, He____was fit  to  be  tied,____
When we asked him for his wife's des - crip  -  tion.
He just ans-wered all of us with this con - nip-tion:

CHORUS [Repeat]