Does The Spearmint Lose Its Flavor
[On The Bedpost Over Night?]

Verse 1
Oh! me, Oh! my, Oh! you!
I don't know what to do.
Hal-le-lu-jah!
The quest-ion is pe-cu-liar.
its got me on the go,
I'd give a lot of dough,
If some-one here would tell me
is it "yes" or is it "no"

Chorus 1
"Does the Spear-mint lose its flav-or 
on the bed-post o - ver night?
If you chew it in the morn-ing 
will it be too hard to bite?
Can't you see I'm go - ing craz-y, 
won't some - bod - y put me right?
*Does the Spear-mint lose its flav-or 
on the bed-post o - ver night?"

Verse 2
The na-tion rose as one, 
And sent its fav-'rite son,
To the White House,
This might-y coun-try's light-house.
He saw the Pres-i-dent,
He said that, "I've been sent,
To solve the burn-ing ques-tion 
that in - volves the con-ti - nent"

Chorus 2
"Does the Spear-mint lose its flav-or 
on the bed-post o - ver night?
If you pull it out like rub-ber 
will it snap right back and bite?
If you paste it on the left side,
will you find it on the right?
Does the Spear-mint lose its flav-or 
on the bed-post o - ver night?"

Verse 3
Here comes the blush-ing bride,
The "boob" right at her side,
To the al-tar 
As stead-y as Gib-ral-tar.
The bride-groom has the ring,
It's such a pret-ty thing,
He puts it on her fing-er 
and the choir be-gins to sing:

Chorus 3
"Does your chewing gum lose its flav-or 
on the bed-post o - ver night?
Would you use it on your col-lar 
when your but-ton's not in sight?
Put your hand be-neath your seat and 
you will find it there all right?
Does your chewing gum lose its flav-or 
on the bed-post o - ver night?"