Class

Verse 1
What ev-er hap-pened to fair deal-ing and 
pure eth-ics and nice man-ners?
Why is it ev-'ry-one now is a pain in the ass?
What ev-er hap-pened to class?

Class?__ What ev-er hap-pened to "please, may I?"
and "yes, thank you" and "how charm-ing!"
Now ev-'ry son of a bitch 
is a snake in the grass.
What ev-er hap-pened to class?  Class!______

Ah,____ there ain't no gen-tle-men 
to o-pen up the doors,____
There ain't no la-dies now there's only pigs and whores____
and e-ven kids-'ll knock ya down so's they can pass.
No-bod-y's got no class.____

What ev-er hap-pened to old val-ues and 
fine mor-als and good breed-ing?
Now no one  e-ven says "oops"
when they're pass-ing their gas.
What ev-er hap-pened to class?  Class!______

Ah,_____there ain't no gen-tle-men 
who's fit for an-y use,_____
And an-y girl-'d touch your pri-vates for a deuce.__
And e-ven kid-'ll kick your shins and give ya sass.
No-bod-y's got no class. 

All you read a-bout to-day is rape and theft.
Je-sus Christ! Ain't there no de-cen-cy left?
No-bod-y's got  no  class.
Ev-'ry-bod-y you watch 
s'got his brains in his crotch.
Ho-ly crap, Ho-ly crap, What a shame, 
What a shame, What's be - come of class?_________