A west-ern ranch  is  just  a branch of 
No-'where  Junc - tion   to    me.
Gim-me the  cit-y where  liv-in's pret - ty
and the   gals wear  fin - er - y_________

Refrain
East  is  east   and  west   is   west
and the wrong  one  I   have   chose;
Let's  go  where you'll/I'll  keep  on wear-in'
those  frills  and  flow-ers and   but-tons and bows.
Rings and  things and  but - tons  and  bows.________

Don't  bur - y  me  in  this  prai-rie, 
Take me  where the ce - ment   grows;
Let's move  down    to some big   town___
where  they  love   a gal  by  the cut o' her clothes
and You'll/I'll stand  out  in but - tons and bows.______

I'll  love  you  in  buck - skin
or  skirts   that you've/I've home - spun
But  I'll  love ya' long-er,  strong - er 
where  yer  friends don't tote   a   gun.

My bones  de - nounce  the buck - board bounce
and  the  Cac - tus  hurts  my   toes;
Let's  va - moose  where gals  keep  us-in'
those  silks  and sat-ins  and lin - en that shows,
and you're all mine/I'm all yours   
in  but - tons and  bows._________________

Gim-me  east - ern  trim-min' where  wom-en are wo-men
in high  silk  hose  and peek - a- boo clothes
and French per-fume  that  rocks  the   room  and
you're all mine/I'm all yours  in but-tons  and bows.________