Always True To You In My Fashion

Lois:
Oh, Bill, Why can't you be-have? Oh, why can't you be-have?
How in hell can you be jeal-ous__
When you know, ba-by, I'm your slave?

I'm just mad for you, And I'll al-ways be,
But nat-ur-al-ly, 

1. If a cus-tom tail-ored vet__
Asks me out for some-thing wet,__
When the vet be-gins to pet,_I cry "hoo-ray!"
But I'm al-ways true to you,__dar-lin', in my fash-ion,
Yes, I'm al-ways true to you,__ Dar-lin' in my way.___

I en-joy a ten-der pass__
By the boss of Bos-ton Mass.
Though his pass ia mid-dle class__
and not "Back Bay!"__________________

But I'm al-ways true to you, dar-lin',
in my fash-ion. 
Yes, I'm al-ways true to you, Dar-lin' in my way.___

There's as mad-man  known as "Mack"_
Who is plan-ing to at - tack,__
If his mad at-tack _ means a Cad-il-lac,__ O- kay!______
But I'm al-ways true to to you, dar-lin, 
in my fash-ion, 
Yes, I'm al-ways true to you,__ Dar-lin' in my way.___

2. I've been asked to have a meal__
By a big ty-coon in steel, __
If the meal in-cludes a deal, _ ac-cept I may!__
But I'm al-ways true to you,__ dar'lin', in my fash-ion,
Yes, I'm al-ways true to you,__ Dar-lin' in my way.___

I could nev-er curl my lip__To a dazz-lin' dia-mond clip, 
Though the clip meant "Let 'er rip"__I'd not say "Nay!"___
But I'm al-ways true to to you, dar-lin, 
in my fash-ion, 
Yes, I'm al-ways true to you,__ Dar-lin' in my way.___

There's an oil man known as "Tex"
Who is keen ot give me checks__
And his check I fear, _mean that Tex is here to stay!
I've been al-ways true to you,__ dar'lin', in my fash-ion,
Yes, I'm al-ways true to you,__ Dar-lin' in my way.___

1st Encore
There's a wealth-y Hin-du priest__Who's a wolf, to say the least,
When the priest goes too far East, I al-so stray._____
But I'm al-ways true to to you, dar-lin, 
in my fash-ion, 
Yes, I'm al-ways true to you,__ Dar-lin'in my way.___

There's a lush from Port-land, Ore.___
Who is rich but such a bore. When the bore falls on the floor,
I let him lay._____________
But I'm al-ways true to to you, dar-lin, 
in my fash-ion, 
Yes, I'm al-ways true to you,__ Dar-ling, in my way.___

Mis-ter Har-ris, plu-to-crat__Wants to give my cheek a pat,
If the Har-ris pat__Means a Par-is hat,_ Ba-be---
Oo-la-la! Mais je suis tou-jours fi-dele, 
Dar-ling, in my fash-ion, 
Oui, je suis tou - jours fi - dele Dar-ling, in my way.____

2nd Encore
From O-hio, Mis-ter Thorne___Calls me up from night 'til morn, __
Mis-ter Thorne once cor-ner'd corn__and that ain't hay. 
But I'm al-ways true to to you, dar-lin, 
in my fash-ion, 
Yes, I'm al-ways true to you,__ Dar-ling, in my way.___

There is al-so Mis-ter Blotch, He's a whis-key king top-notch,
Mis-ter Blotch is full of Scotch and full of play.____
But I'm al-ways true to to you, dar-lin, 
in my fash-ion, 
Yes, I'm al-ways true to you,__ Dar-ling, in my way.___

Mis-ter Ga-ble, I mean Clark__
Wants me on his boat to par, ___If the Ga-ble boat 
Means a sa-ble coat, An-chors a-weigh!
But I'm al-ways true to to you, dar-lin, 
in my fash-ion, 
Yes, I'm al-ways true to you,__ Dar-ling, in my way.___