MIS   -  TER  Booze,  MIS   -  TER  Booze,   
Mis-ter    B - dou-ble   o - zee - e! 
Don't ev - er choose!
'Cause you'll wind up wear-in' tat-tered shoes,  If you
mess  with  MIS   -  TER   BOOZE!
If you've been so stiff they   thought  you  died,
You'll feel  bet-ter once you've   tes-ti-fied!   tes-ti-fied!

Oh  it  all be-gan,_ when I met this man,__
As he stood up  to give  a   toast.
Don't  know who he  was,__ or just what he does,
But he  turned out  to be  the   host.
So I drank to him__ and the health of Jim,__
And  some guys that  I've  nev  - er known.
I just drank and  drank_ ev'ry-bod-ys health, 
'Till I went and ruined__ my own!___

Who's to blame?   Who's to blame?
What's  his  name?   What's  his  name?
His name is  MIS   -  TER  Booze,   MIS   -  TER  Booze!
Mis-ter    B - dou-ble   o - zee - e!  de-mands his dues!
You'll make the  o-bit- u   -   ar - y - news,
If you mess with,  more than less with,
share your   ad - dress  with  MIS    -   TER    -  Booze!

MIS   -  TER  Booze,  MIS   -  TER  Booze,   
Mis-ter    B - dou-ble   o - zee - e! 
You must  re - fuse!  
An-y  game you play with him you lose, So don't 
mess  with  MIS   -  TER   BOOZE!
If your head feels like  it's   two  miles   wide,
You'll feel  bet-ter once you've   tes-ti-fied!   tes-ti-fied!

Once  I  met   a   Miss,_ had   a  dad  like   this,
He was known as the lo-cal  drunk.
Had the kind of  breath scared you half to death
And could knock out a pass-ing skunk.
And he used to  say_ that  a quart a day___
real-ly helped him to stay  a -  live.

And the fate-ful  day__ that he passed a-way,_
He was all of  twen - ty five! ___
What  a  shame!  What a   shame! 
Who's  to  blame?   Who's  to  blame?
His name is MIS   -  TER  Booze,  MIS   -  TER  Booze,
Mis-ter    B - dou-ble   o - zee - e!  de-mands his dues!
You'll make the  o-bit- u   -   ar - y - news,
If you mess with,  more than less with,
share your   ad - dress  with  MIS    -   TER    -  Booze!

Circa 1964
From the Movie, Robin and the 7 Hoods
Words by Sammy Cahn, Music by James Van Heusen