Peel__  Me   A    Grape,  Crush   me   some   ice.
Skin_  me   a  peach,  save  the fuzz  for  my pi-low. 
Start__  me  a    smoke,   Talk__   to   me  nice,
You__   got - ta  wine   me,     and     dine    me.
Don't__   try    and   fool     me,   be-jewel   me.
Ei - ther   a-muse   me,     or     lose    me.

I'm  __    get-ting   hun-gry,   Peel  Me   A   Grape.
Pop___   me    a   cork.   French   me    a   fry,
Crack     me    a   nut,  bring   a  bowl   full-a  bon-bons.
Chill_  me    some   wine.  Keep_   stand-in'    by.
Just__   en-ter-  tain    me,    cham-pagne   me.

Show__  me   you    love    me,    kid    glove   me,
Best_   way    to  cheer     me,    cash - mere   me.
I'm_    get - ting   hun-gry,    Peel   Me    A   Grape.

Here's   how    to    be   an    a  - gree  -  a   - ble  chap.
Love    me   and  leave   me  in lux - u-ry's   lap.
Hop  when  I   hol-ler,  skip   when   I   snap.
When   I   say  "Do  it,"   jump   to   it.

Send _  out    for     scotch.   Boil__ me    a    crab.
Cut__ me    a     rose,  make  my tea   with  the  pet-als.
Just __ hang   a-round.   Pick__  up   the    tab.
Nev-er  out-think   me,  just    mink    me.

Po - lar  bear     rug     me,    don't    bug    me.
New   Thun-der-bird   me,   you   heard___ me.
I'm    get-ting   hun-gry,   Peel  Me    A    Grape.

Repeat, then   Spoken:  Make it the seedless  kind...

Circa 1962
Words & Music by David Frishberg