Makin' Whoopee!

An-oth-er bride,___an-oth-er June,___
an-oth-er sun - ny hon-ey-moon,___ an-oth-er sea-son,
an-oth-er rea-son___ for mak'in' whoop-ee!

A lot of shoes,___a lot of rice. ___ The groom is ner-vous,
he an-swers twice.____ It's real-ly kill-ing___
that he's so will-ing___ to make whoop-ee.

Pic-ture a lit-tle love nest___ down where the ros-es cling.
Pic-ture the same sweet love next, think what  year can bring.
He's wash-ing dish-es___ and ba-by clothes. ___
He's so am-bi-tous___ he ev-en sews.____
But don't for-get folks, ___ that's what you get folks___
for mak-in' whoop-ee!

An-oth-er year___ or may-be less.___ What's this I hear?
Well, can't you guess?  She feels neg-lect-ed___
and he's sus-pect-ed___ of mak-in' whoop-ee!

She sits a-lone___ most ev-'ry night.___ 
He doesn't phone her,___ he doesn't write.____
He say's he's "bus-y",___ but she says "Is he?"__
He's mak-in' whoop-ee.___

He does-n't make much mon-ey, on-ly five thou-sand per. 
Some judge who thinks he's fun-ny___ says, "You'll pay six to her."
He says, "Now judge,___ sup-pose I fail?"___ 
The judge says, "Budge____right in-to jail.____
You'd bet-ter keep her.___ I think it's cheap-er___
than mak-in' whoop-ee!